Sunday, October 25, 2009

My Female Dr. Does Not Check My Penis

RIP Grandpa slaughterhouse.

Well, this post has little to do with what I usually write in blog they really are basically reviews, but I can not help putting this off-topic. The issue is how 3 or 4 years ago when I started to have much interest in horror films and especially in those times the gore of the first pages I found was "The slaughter of the grandfather" any of you remember ? ... well, to no longer update my visits to this page were fewer applicants, and remember old times today to try to find it, and did not find it, I guess they closed, I was about 6 months of not visiting, then I guess it is old news, This post is August as a small tribute to that page and I met thanks to her jewels as braindead, tad taste and evil dead and rarities such as guinea pigs (which I now stand in bad taste but in that time I liked a lot) and aftermath.

And you, do you know the page? Do good and entertaining paresis or morbid and distasteful?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Grecian Style Hairdos

Wrong Turn 3: Left for dead.

By Francisco Acuña.

YEAR: 2009
DIRECTOR: Declan O 'Brien
PERFORMERS: Chucky Venice , Janet Montgomery, Mac McDonald and Tamer Hassan

The film, which then will outline is the third in a series, in which desconcuerdo with most opinions on it, and I'm sure many people will completely disagree with me.

For my first film in the trilogy is more than a slasher the pile with one another plus, but at the end of the day was business as usual, years later came the second part that I found much more fun and entertaining, with a dose of black humor and gore much larger than its predecessor, since I knew the story of this third installment wanted him to be more in the way of the second part of the first, already film I stand envisioned that I was right half, the film follows many of the steps of his immediate predecessor, but that fails to entertain as much as her and is at a point midway between the convention the first delivery and violence without claims of the latter.

It's all about remaining prisoners adrift in the woods along with two police officers, stalked by a deformed typical of those we have seen in previous installments, shoulder than once in this movie now, just there is a murderer Why, if the formula of many- mutants -chasing-people worked so well, they changed?.

In a product like this do not expect more than good gore and girls running for their lives and basically Wrong Turn 3 succeeds bad thing is that his lack of pretension leaves just saved, taking endless possibilities to explain the origin of mutants or venture out once and for all the black humor filled, it is timid in trying to innovate and bring fresh air into the plot.

The performances are what one would expect, really bad, and handling of suspense is effective and other times it does not matter how we are going to matter if we just feel empathy for one another character, and never get to really interest us at all?

The thing that stands out is the gore most deaths are quite good and make the product is completely bearable, personally I must admit that I am not bored at any time, of course, to made the deaths as "old school "are the most brilliant, which have much computer use, as usual, are mediocre and are false.

The aesthetic itself is the most conventional , nothing is really disturbing, as I said sincerely deaths are good but are not captured on any kind of mastery, leaving the weight to what happens and not as the screen reflected in the events.

In conclusion, the lack of claims Wrong Turn 3 ABC plays a trick on him leaving everything very simple and grasping to lose interest, on the other hand is a film that entertains with many deaths and gore passable , in my opinion is much worse than my favorite of the series, the second, leaving a little lower than the first,

best: "The
gore
-odd moment where it handles well suspense.

Worst:
- just a mutant ? Why?!
-The series is beginning to erode.

for me: 6.5/10

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Wisconsin Id Confiscation

Mini reviews: Curses, Deaths and Aliens

By Francisco Acuña.
Dragme to hell: Return

disappointed Sam Raimi horror, where almost nothing works, the mixture of comedy does not feel natural and just a few touches and the occasional funny moment of tension and discomfort the saving of a total disaster does not impact the start, after a little better for the time decay completely until the final minutes where the product improves, most special effects are pathetic and the performances are good but not outstanding, an expendable commodity and forgettable.
for me: 5.5/10

The final destination:

entertaining, but nothing innovative film of a saga without higher aspirations to make the public spend some time with deaths of the most original, highly recommended to see it in 3D with great gore and some excellent three-dimensional effects, bad actions, bad script, and totally predictable, but after all, who expected a work of art? Do not fool anyone and does what it says is a couple of deaths scrotumtightening, special mention to the opening credits, one collected in many deaths in the series presented in an original way. The best of the series.
for me: 7.5/10

District 9

Wonderful science fiction all an instant classic, one of the best films of the year that manages to blend perfectly with popping entertainment cinema of social demand. The performance of the protagonist is an Oscar nomination for special effects, amazing, not like a film with a moderate budget alien design is great. Here there is good and bad, or clichés, this is a total twist to the genre.
for me: 9.0/10

Monday, October 5, 2009

Cruisin Spots Mobile Alabama

Review: Treat Trick'r

By Francisco Acuña


YEAR: 2008
DIRECTOR: Michael Dougherty
PERFORMERS: Anna Paquin, Brian Cox, Dylan Baker, Leslie Bibb, Quinn Lord and Rochelle Aytes

After several years of waiting at last we can all have a chance to see this film as horror fans have waited, and it matters little delays after delays which had, of course, is a shame that you never will be released in theaters, but I feel after seeing all my needs fulfilled the vision that so far has undoubtedly been the horror film of the year.

Trick r 'Treat, as many know is an anthology film where we have a peculiar form several events in a night of Halloween, interestingly interspersed time and situations (with the pulp fiction), we have a director primary school with an evil pastime, a young woman dressed in caperucita haunted by someone, some children looking pumpkins and a cranky old man who is going to go very wrong.

The big problem prevalent in this type of production is usually the best stories overshadow the others, but in this movie everything is in perfect balance with a brutal assembly that does not leave dead doing that every time we get more curious to know what is going to be the next event, it is also necessary to highlight the brutal assembly, which can be translated from one story to another and return to it with incredible fluidity.

visual and aesthetic appearance is great, leaving scenes that will be reflected in the history of horror movies, a good example is the story they tell us what has happened grab many years, with a beautiful color filter and uncomfortable at the same time.

The script emphasizes more the way we tell stories and a few turns that what is spoken, although it has interesting parliaments, many others are pure filler. The music is very good but I think the final piece should not be so made if not more minimalist style "Halloween" by John Carpenter, special mention to highlight the story of "Little Red Riding Hood" with sweet dreams in the background.

is not very explicit gore film but has a management genius suspense and intrigue. I should also highlight a character especially Sam, who represents the spirit of the time, I'm sure will become an icon of the genre.

In conclusion, trick r treat is undoubtedly the best movies I've ever had the pleasure of seeing this year, but has a few shortcomings do not let me be a excellent movie, now turned into an instant classic and a reference to Halloween.

best:
"From now one of my favorite movies.
"His aesthetic.
-Sam.

Worst:
"To give anything less than a final take" more "powerful.

for me: 9.0/10

Trick r treat as: Joan , Oscar , Werewolf and Lucksaw